“All Up In There”
I’m beginning to think that the title of my yet unpublished autobiography should be, “And Then I Nearly Died”. It is a goddamn miracle that I am still alive considering … Continue reading
Fashion Advice from T-Rex
The other day I was sitting in a doctors office surrounding by magazines screaming about the necessity to have perfect hair, give him more orgasms, and of course how to dress … Continue reading
Apparently Dying is Cheaper than Living
I have plenty of talents. I can reasonably formulate words into reasonably interesting sentences, I can beat a dead horse by debating a subject ad nauseum with people who are … Continue reading
Getting Wet In The Sports Basement Dressing Room
I have apparently missed out on the whole “getting older and wiser” bandwagon. I am definitely getting older but wiser is somehow becoming more elusive. This is why I followed … Continue reading
The Life of A Batty Broad 