The Life of A Batty Broad

Good Intentions, Flawed Results

50 Years of Not Dying

When I was younger, my mom would turn to me and say “Well you made it through another year without me killing you”, right after I blew out my birthday … Continue reading

January 13, 2015 · Leave a comment

Meet Bette, the Silver Fox

Today I spent a ridiculous amount of money on a bicycle.  It’s the most expensive single item I have ever purchased for myself not including a car or house or … Continue reading

January 5, 2015 · 2 Comments

I Am Wonder Woman

I have a confession.  I. am. Wonder. Woman.  It’s true. It shouldn’t be that hard to believe.  I mean besides my clearly Amazonian tendencies, my ability to get people to … Continue reading

June 23, 2014 · 2 Comments

Who Wear’s Short, Shorts? Not ME

Dear Designers of Women’s Summer Attire – Let me start out by saying that you clearly have no idea what looks good on an actual woman.  Not those mannequins that … Continue reading

June 20, 2014 · 4 Comments

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